Hallo, All

My name is Heather, and as you can tell by the title, I'm a crazy magnet. I, in general, tend to attract crazy incidents on a rather repetitive basis. I don't know what it is about me, but I think I'm genetically inclined to attract craziness.

Here, I begin. On days that crazy things don't happen to me, I shall reminisce on crazy past happenings. Wish me luck, this chronicle might kill me!